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knows secret thoughts of trees
who's plumbed sap , harmonies?
knows why constrictors squeeze
tiny victims seize?
knows why molten rocks don't freeze
roll , flow instead seas?
ever thought tease
eyebrows -- how tweezers tweeze!
you'd be, no doubt, quite ill @ ease
see exodus of fleas
flee in terror when tweeze
long nose hair dangling knees
(it grew , thickened degrees;
must have taken centuries.)
there's danger in simple sneeze,
god knows pestilence frees,
thousand-legged entities
rise write our destinies.
(their recent nasal mutinies
have not escaped our scrutinies.)
i'm sorry, wordsmith's disease...
causes rhyming parodies.
accept meek apologies;
bear crosses, patience please!
you'll begging reprise
i'll quite deaf pleas
because see rhymes such these
make laugh until wheeze
quite cushion dire necessities.
in shopworn majesties
(and yes, threadbare travesties)
mask daily tragedies
, mock dull idolatries;
why laugh on bended knees?
empty phylacteries
of saintly, high-blown ecstasies,
fill them chock full of levities,
dispel grey-tinged gravities,
shun world's depravities
, cause perdition's fires freeze.
release million hes , shes
imprisoned in memories
, shackled in uncertainties
live false hypotheses
have taste of discount bries.
each own apostases!
make these thin rhymes rosaries,
embrace each day's intensities,
god dash cosmic immensities --
it's life, drink lees!
lives artful forgeries,
smiling past cavities --
ah, little more quiddities
blanch before eternities.
ta ta, i'm winging belize;
understand killer bees --
armadas of dark tyrranies
fly in flat trajectories --
known inconstancies.
('twas safer in pyrenees
despite incident skis...)
i'll study propensities
, calculate swarm densities,
divine sensibilities
of these new mortal enemies,
soothe them melodies --
these dulcet metered heresies --
, teach them of life's mysteries,
free them of iniquities.
labors hercules
(no not goblet socrates),
prospect of them frees
me indulge insanities --
sure, time-tested keys
taming nests of angry bees.
next time i'm choosing manatees!
if forget, remind me please,
down upon hands , knees...
until then, live life trees --
roots, sap, without bees...
without pretentious vanities.
there wait, @ last, certainties,
sad bes , not bes
are, dear, humanity's.

i need funny/random poetry school project cant find of them on internet because not funny.

poem more random funny haha funny.
thanks

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