What is vogon poetry?
vogon poetry third worst in universe. second worst of azgoths of kria. during recitation poet master grunthos flatulent of poem "ode small lump of green putty found in armpit 1 midsummer morning" 4 of audience died of internal hemorrhaging , president of mid-galactic arts nobbling council survived gnawing 1 of own legs off. grunthos reported have been "disappointed" poem's reception, , embark on reading of 12-book epic entitled "my favourite bathtime gurgles" when own major intestine--in desperate attempt save humanity--leapt straight through neck , throttled brain. worst poetry of perished along creator, paul neil milne johnstone of redbridge, in destruction of planet earth. vogon poetry mild comparison.
someone asked if part vogon when posted ma poem. :( mean.
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